Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Creme Puff comes a calling



Creme Puff comes by for a sunny afternoon photo shoot.

Creme Puff is a healthy, happy, affectionate and playful little squirrel. He got his name because of his sweet and easygoing nature. He had been found on the ground next to the tree he fell from, with bites all over his body. Two were particularly severe, and he also had a concussion from the fall.  When he was brought to the hospital, the vet pronounced him to be in agon mortis (death throes). So he has made a miraculous recovery.  Dr. Pilney, we love you!

After the shoot, we move into the parlor for high tea: green apples and chestnuts.

Yummy
  

Now I'll try me one of these.
 No! Please don't eat the crocheted daisies! What part of the word "No" don't you understand?


Guess I've worn out my welcome... but thanks, it's been fun!

Postscript
Creme Puff shows off his "table manners" on a return visit.

See how good I can be? Zzzzzzzzz....bo-o-ring.


Saturday, December 10, 2011

There arose such a chatter

Today I was feeding the squirrels over by the orange tree in the late afternoon. It's the end of autumn, and the daylight hours have grown steadily shorter, with sunset arriving earlier and earlier, making the window for feeding squirrels shorter and shorter. But today was a turning point. The sun started to set a little bit later  this afternoon, at 4:29pm (EST). For the past three days it had set at 4:28pm. The sun will now set one minute later, as the days progress, until the end of June - beginning of July, when it sets at 8:31pm. It will then do that for a number of days before it starts heading back towards where we are now. But we're over the worst of it today, and we'll be watching it get better and better as sunsets occur later and later over the next seven months.  Something to look forward to! The Winter Solstice will arrive this Thursday December 22, in the wee hour of 12:30 in the morning (EST) - half past midnight. It will be the longest night of the year, and then the days will start getting longer.

While the sun was still shining, I was there feeding my favorite squirrel Alphie, who is now wearing a heavy fur coat. He's still recognizable though, by his four little black feet that contrast so cutely with his dark beige fur like four adorable mittens! I was also pleased that Baby Black Squirrel made an appearance. I hadn't seen him (or her) in quite a long time and was fearing the worst, but there he (or she) was, looking decently healthy, although thin, having no fur coat as of yet. Probably still too young to be able to do that. Black Baby was not quite as scared as in the past, and would actually stick around for a nut, while staying close to the base of the tree, so as  to make a quick getaway if needed. This is typical baby squirrel behavior.  

I had just settled down for a long winter's feed, when out on the lawn there arose such a chatter, that I sprang from the bench to see what was the matter. Away to the orange tree I flew like a flash, when, after making my 50 yard dash, I gazed up at the tree... and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a large red tailed hawk exerting its reign of fear!


From its high perch, the big hawk was quietly watching the squirrel show below. And the squirrels  were putting on quite a show! Both the hawk and I were staring straight at  a tiny head that was sticking out of the baby hole in the orange tree. Why didn't the squirrel go inside? It was just calling attention to itself by staying there and making such a racket! Was it possible that equipped with its sideways vision, it still could not see the hawk and only sensed its presence? I'm not sure if squirrels even rely on their eyesight and tend to think not, because in the past they have sometimes sensed a hawk way before I noticed it. 

I saw how easy it would be for the hawk to swoop down and nab the little fellow at any moment. I called out hysterically: go - go - GO -  go inside the hole! I felt like a cheerleader at a football game! But the squirrel paid me no heed. How could it be so stupid? Nearby was a man and his dog, chatting with a neighbor, and they too paid me no heed. Was I in some alternate reality? Had I perhaps died and gone to hell? Hell is where the hawk is.

But the hawk was also being distracted by the caterwauling emanating from  just beyond, in the cherry blossom orchard, where a group of five squirrels had congregated in one of the smaller trees, making themselves into a veritable hawk banquet.


They were holding a concert - and again, all I could think of was how they were attracting the hawk with their suicidal symphony!  I went over and told them in no uncertain terms  to shut the heck up. Did they pay any attention? Nope. By then they were on automatic. People strolled by, but nobody saw anything amiss except me. It was like one of those bad dreams...

I frantically ran to and fro between the orange tree and the cherry blossom tree, hoping that my presence might dissuade mr. hawk from doing anything drastic. Apparently it worked, because suddenly the big bird took flight  and disappeared from the immediate vicinity. What a huge wing span it had!

I breathed a sigh of relief. The squirrels however, kept up their chorus of grief, not seeming to realize that the threat had flown away. Interesting. Was there some type of sensory delay?  I finally left too, after  realizing that they would not be calming down anytime soon. Besides, I didn't want to feed them again.  I was feeling guilty. Unfortunately the act of feeding squirrels draws them out into the open, where they  become a natural attraction for hawks. The thought of a hawk tearing up Alphie or little Black Baby was too much to bear.

I've been wondering about the strange behavior of the squirrels ever since. Why did they not have the sense to run and hide from the hawk? They seemed not only rooted to the spot, but almost to be purposely calling attention to themselves. Why would that be? Was it something instinctual?

I used to think that they were sounding an early warning system for the other squirrels, but now I'm not so sure. I remember hearing a  theory once that a squirrel (or perhaps any prey) will go limp when caught in the talons of a hawk, perhaps following the dictates of Nature to make themselves into an easier meal. I'm wondering if that could be the message of their cacophony: come and get me!

To that I'd say: "Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Friday, December 9, 2011

Camera catches squirrel pulling school's fire alarm

ELLENTON - The story of the vandal squirrel lives on in the Manatee County School District.

Long after the rascally rodent pulled his stunt — setting off a fire alarm that led to the evacuation of an elementary school last year and an investigation into who pulled the false alarm — the squirrel's actions came up at a School Board budget meeting this week... 

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20111207/ARTICLE/111209650/-1/SPORTS?Title=School-fire-alarm-is-pulled-by-a-squirrel

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Occupy the Marina

I'm curious about the mystery birds that occupy the marina these days. So far I've been unable to identify them. Most of the time I see them at twilight, when it's too dark to get a good look or take a good a picture. I got these pictures the other day which shows them a bit more clearly.

Cloud Nine
They sit on the raft by Cloud Nine that the ducks used to occupy. They are very large birds that almost have the shape of a hawk.







Swinging

The birds can be seen swinging on the rope that ties the boat to the dock.




Gulls just like to have fun.


Diving

I watched one bird expertly swoop into the water and come up with a fish. They act like gulls but they don't exactly look like gulls. Could they be some other kind of water bird or maybe mutant gigantic seagulls? They seem to enjoy their isolation, whereas most gulls stick together in large flocks.
Spotting the fish
 
Making the dive
  

Thursday, November 24, 2011

A Squirrel's Thanksgiving

The wonderful neighborhood store that is the source of our nuts.



Picking peanuts
  
Fill 'er up

Ouch!


Thanksgiving Feast

Squirrels galore

the feast



Squirrel watcher



beep beep!


The lady squirrel in the rose garden

an elegant perch

 "gray trash"

She's Gotta Have It

All the squirrels were grateful for their Thanksgiving feast, but Spunky was particularly enthusiastic and -- uh, demanding!


me me me me!!!!

Monday, November 14, 2011

My Baby Book

My Baby Book
By Alphie the Squirrel


They call me an Alpha Squirrel because I have such a great personality.
Hello World!

The place where I was born 
Up in the Orange Tree
 My baby fur

My twin sister Betie. 

Mommy moved to another tree, but comes back to visit whenever my new Mom arrives to feed us. We get all kinds of yummy nuts. 
Our Mommy
 My new Mom takes lots of pictures. She thinks I'm cute.  
Me!

Posing in my birthday suit
 We like to play the peanut game where mom throws a peanut and I catch it, then I run off and bury it some place far away. We play this game over and over again until Mom gets tired. I never get tired, because I have boundess energy. It's REALLY FUN!
Bring it on!
My first peanut butter cracker 
Mmm... sinfully delicious.
Now if I could just get some Nutella* on this...
 life would be perfect!
* Alphie will NOT be getting any Nutella, because chocolate can be dangerous to small animals who may not be able to metabolize it properly. We know it does not work for dogs, and wouldn't want to take any chances with squirrels. 

Love,
Alphie

Monday, November 7, 2011

Where Have All the Pigeons Gone?

Long time passing!

Actually, I'm not sure how long it's been, since today was the first day that I was fully aware of the fact that there were no pigeons clustering around as I fed the squirrels.  I think it may have been a while since I'd seen them, but I just hadn't been paying attention. I did notice today though, as I sat on the bench in the park by the east flagpole, that they were not there on the periphery as they usually are, hoping for a handout -- anything but a peanut, as they are unable to break the shell. There was not a single pigeon to be seen anywhere on that side of the park!

Then I went back to the Orange Tree and noticed there were no pigeons there either. How strange. Seems like they've flown the coop, but where would they go? Pigeons don't fly south! Whoever heard of such a thing? Someone, please tell me, where are the PCV pigeons?

What brought the pigeons to mind was this really huge bird that was sitting on the raft by Cloud Nine in the marina yesterday. This bird was no pigeon. At first I thought it must be one of the ducks, but soon realized that it was a bird, and much larger than any duck. Then I thought it might be a hawk, but I'm really not sure if it was. It did not really look like the red-tailed hawks that we often see (ugh) at PCV.

Unfortunately my camera battery was dead, and anyway it was twilight, too dark for a picture.  I managed to scare the bird away with my stares, and then  noticed a similar but somewhat smaller bird "swinging" back and forth on a rope that tethered the Cloud Nine to the dock. It looked like it was having fun there, if birds can have fun. This must have been the other bird's companion. I'll keep looking on Google to see if I can find a similar bird. It was large, gray and had white specks where its wings folded into its body. The coloring and markings were similar to the mother duck, but this was no duck!

Autumn in New York


It's been a late autumn this year, but we're finally getting some pretty fall foliage at Peter Cooper Village.









Playground Squirrel (in foreground)

It's that time of year when I love taking invigorating walks and enjoying that wonderful air that smells of leaves and apples. But this year I can still smell the Stuytown Stench which, unfortunately is also the Peter Cooper Village Stench. I believe they've laid down yet another layer of that stinky stuff, and there seem to be rings of it around all of the squirrels' trees. They are constantly burying their noses in there, as squirrels do.

Angels with Dirty Faces
WTF is that smell? It sure ain't dirt!

Does it bother them as much as it bothers me, I wonder? It certainly ruined the smells of summer for me, and now it's ruining the smells of fall.
The Autumn Leaves
Aside from that unpleasantness, it's fun hearing the squirrels scampering through the leaves on the ground. Squirrels are extremely sensitive to rustling sounds. For example, when I rustle a plastic bag containing nuts, it makes
nearby squirrels jump sky high and head for the hills no matter how hungry they were a moment ago! The rustling of leaves must be greatly magnified in their tiny ears, as they are constantly leaping and twirling about at the sound, which of course makes even more noise! Add to that the fact that the cooler weather gives them bigger appetites, and they're jumping and jostling one another much more than usual, vying for nuts. They bully the babies terribly, so I have to make extra sure the little ones get their fair share. My pleasure...  they love me for that :)

Peanut Boy
There's a new kid on the block, who rides his bicycle around with a bag of peanuts hanging from the handlebars, throwing peanuts everywhere.  What a delightful idea! Needless to say, the squirrels love it. They're fascinated by contraptions of any sort to begin with. Whenever I bring my cart over they love climbing over it and under it.  I think they are basically bored most of the time and need more stimulation, as they are very intelligent creatures.

Peanut Boy

Like an ice crean truck - there's  even a bell!

Peanuts anyone?

Pleased to meetcha, peanut boy!

Teen Terrorists
On a less pleasant note there are some young people who apparently enjoy terrorizing squirrels. I snapped a few pictures of two girls who were going up to the base of the trees to yell and scream at the squirrels. I saw them doing this in the park by the front gate and started following them.


When I saw them approach the Orange Tree where Alphie and Betie live, I rushed over.


They started their yelling and screaming routine.


Then they noticed me, and seemed to know what I was doing, because they tried to avert the camera.  I did manage to get this picture.

two terrible teenagers
 
Then they quickly walked away.


Good riddance, girls.